"So, you're here with a bachelorette party, huh?"
"Yep..."
"Yours?"
(Laughs hysterically) "Oh, you're serious. No, not mine."
"You don't want to get married?"
"I'm not sure."
"Well it's a proven fact that most girls start thinking about marriage at age 25."
"OK...."
"I was a psychology major."
"Really..."
"Yeah. So if you're not thinking about marriage by now, you're in the minority. You're weird."
Thank you, random guy. Thank you for psycho-analyzing me -- Pioneer Square is your office, a rickety barstool your couch and me, your unsuspecting target.
this is me
words to live by
Everything happens for a reason
"As a single woman, my life is unpredictable. I can go out any night of the week, and who knows what will happen to me by the end of the evening. It is not inconceivable that my life will change dramatically by the end of the day. With a boyfriend, however, you pretty much know what will happen to you by the end of the evening, which will be lovely but will not hold too many surprises" -- Emma Gold
"Develop an attitude of gratitude, and give thanks for everything that happens to you, knowing that every step forward is a step toward achieving something bigger and better than your current situation."
"As a single woman, my life is unpredictable. I can go out any night of the week, and who knows what will happen to me by the end of the evening. It is not inconceivable that my life will change dramatically by the end of the day. With a boyfriend, however, you pretty much know what will happen to you by the end of the evening, which will be lovely but will not hold too many surprises" -- Emma Gold
"Develop an attitude of gratitude, and give thanks for everything that happens to you, knowing that every step forward is a step toward achieving something bigger and better than your current situation."
2 comments:
"Proven fact", huh? Hrm. :|
I think he confused "proven fact" with "totally crap"... :)
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